Thursday, March 08, 2007

It's an Obsession!

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said:"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter... Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann:"Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce:"Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name,Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by thehand and whispers:"Come on, Dick, we're leaving!"

1 comment:

Hyperion said...

That kid has some real Oedipussy issues.