In honor of Achmed

I'm pretty sure my brother Achmed doesn't visit any of my websites, but if he ever does, I have something he'd appreciate: Jack Handy.

How many of you remember "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy on SNL? For awhile, it was the only funny thing on the show. (Then the show got a bit funnier for a time, and then decided to become absolutely retched, but that's another story).

Anyway, here are some "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy.