Thursday, June 30, 2005

Top Five Johns

The Faye list seemed to go pretty well. (For one thing, the librarian girl seemed impressed, and let's be honest: wasn't that the whole point?)

Anyway, I thought I'd continue it with other names. Today I have J0hn; not to be confused with Jack (which is a separate list). I limited it to the top 5.


#5 JOHN JACOB JINGLE-HEIMER SCHMIDT - This seems like just a fun-loving guy. He's always going out. People are always shouting out to him. He'd be a good guy to have at a party.

#4 John Elway - When the chips are down, is there any quarterback you'd rather have?

#3 Elton John - America's favorite gay man. Even rabid homo-haters seem to like Elton John, or at least they listen to THE LION KING soundtrack.

#2 John the Baptist - This guy was hard core. He lived in the wilderness, and ate nothing but Locusts and Honey. Take that, Fear Factor!

and #1 Johnny Carson - There really isn't any question here. He made us laugh for 30 years, and had the best timing of any comic in history. Sniff sniff

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