My dad's secretary sent him this. I don't know where she got it, but I cracked up.
African Bean, The (1951)****
Sweet tale of romance between prim missionary lady and coarse boat captain on a dangerous river voyage to escape from jelly bean pirates.
Beanfire of the Vanities (1990)**
Tough-as-nails lawman, Beanie Fyfe breaks down after backing squad car into Aunt Bean's kitchen, starting fire that engulfs house, two apple pies and a peach cobbler.
Bean-Heath, The Planet of the Apes (1970)***
Apes, tired of discriminatory behavior by humans, hijack space shuttle, blast off to find their own place in the solar system. They unwittingly crash in
Bean Hur (1959)****
Spectacular screen version of popular book about a hard-driving charioteer. See vintage Poster.
Cute tale of dog who goes bonkers on sugar high after wolfing down five pounds of jelly beans.
'50's TV puppet teams up with '30's bank robber.
Bedtime for Beanzo (1951)**
Silly comedy about a chimp and a future
Fried Green Beans (1992)*****
Sweet, heretofore untold tale of Mrs. Green Beans during hard times in rural
The Unbearable Lightness of Bean (1988)*
Documentary on Harry Hubeani spends too much time trying to disprove feats of levitation.
Mutiny on the Beanty (1935)*****
English ship sent to collect jelly bean plants from South Pacific islands runs into rough seas for Capt. Bligh when he learns Christian is a spy for the Beaneluxe Countries.
Of Human Beandage (1964)**
Based on the classic Somerset Maugham novel of a young doctor and his obsessive quest for jelly beans.
The Clan of the Cave Bean (1986)***
Rollicking tales of bean tasting in prehistoric times - thought to have inspired the Canterbury Tales.
The Days of Beans and Roses (1962)****
Wrenching story of beanoholics - superb acting.
The Importance of Bean Earnest (1952)*****
Based on Oscar Wilde's terrific play which some have called "The most perfect British comedy since the Reformation".
The Importance of Bean Earnest Goes to Camp (1987)*
Awful, twisted remake of the original classic.