Friday, February 10, 2006

The haiku-iest haikus ever!

Cheese hot dogs are good
They are tasty with ketchup
Eat them with toothpicks


So many boogers
Dripping on my shirt and face
Where are the Kleenex


Something smells so good
Microwave butter popcorn
I steal a handful

Greasy fingertips
Salty popcorn on my tongue
Blowing my diet

Wanting more popcorn
Curse Orville Redenbacher
And his tasty snack

All haikus are by Sea Hag

1 comment:

Dragon said...

'So many boogers'....classic!

I have this overwhelming craving for popcorn now......mmmmmmm, popcorn.