Barney: When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!
Barney: Huh? What the hell am I supposed to do with this jumbo thong bikini!
I hope your surgery goes well, darling Koz. May all your sponge baths be given by sexy naughty nurses.