Tuesday, July 19, 2005

What should you do with your life?

Are you sitting there at your job, with the vague and uneasy feeling that you should be doing something else?

I have the answer: THE JOB PREDICTOR.

Just type in your name, and the Job Predictor will tell you what job you REALLY should be doing.

6 comments:

Mokuyobi said...

i dont need to look, i already know...harem supervisor.

Mokuyobi said...

OMFG it just said that my ideal job is a prostitute.


....how did it know? Oh my god!

m said...

My name has some variations. I got 1) Mermaid 2) Funeral Director 3) Princess.

I think it may be wrong.

Hyperion said...

I was going to write M personally, except I don't know who he/she is! (Although I'm not complaining; don't want to go through that again.)

Anyway, I see no incompatibility with being a Funeral Director, Mermaid, and a Princess all at once. In fact, I think that may find its way into a column soon.

Hyperion said...

Also, my sister and I were just now looking at the family. My mother was given the job of "a god for everyone" while my brother's gig is to be "a Satan." Can't wait for Christmas at our house.

Koz said...

Well little did I know but I should be a Suicide Bomber. Now where did I put that pipe and those nails...