The Set Up: Hasbro is making a G.I. Joe-style doll/figurine (if you're a girl, its a doll. if you're a boy, its a figurine or an action figure) of you, twelve inches tall with kung-fu grip included for both boys and girls. It also includes a microchip that will allow the toy to speak up to three sentences, separate or all at once.
The Question: What would your doll/figurine say?
Mine would say:
The Teletubbies are touching me in my bathing suit area.
My batteries are running low, so pardon me if I don't care.
Please take me out of your mouth, I'm rated way, way above your age bracket.