Thursday, April 13, 2006

My Not Really Humble At All Opinion

I don't care what anyone says, pirates are TOTALLY cooler than ninjas.

We have a theme song, a drink and we pillage for booty. We even have a flag, a sure sign of superiority and domination, as evidenced by the British Empire's domination of India by the use of flags, despite superior numbers on India's part.

I'm just sayin'. Pirates are cooler.

Tracy "You Heard Me" Lynn


Lady Jane Scarlett said...

OMG, Tracy Lynn you totally rock. Pirates kick ninja ass! In addition to the fine booty, tasty mead, and awesome death platforms, pirates are credited with stopping global warming. It's a little known fact, indeed, because we prefer to work behind the scenes.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

How do I become a pirate?

Does sailing the Carribbean with a Jolly Roger flag count? If so, I'm IN!

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, you are TOTALLY a pirate! AAARRRRGGGHHHH! It's a state of mind, although an eye patch does help to set the tone (as does a knife).

Dragon said...

I prefer the quiet, understated elegance of ninjas. Just as deadly, but less showing off.

Tracy Lynn said...

I'm not saying ninjas aren't cool; that would be wrong.
And the showing off part is what appeals to me. :-)