Okay, so I was watching "Starved" last night, (which is a whole post in itself, but another time). Anyway, this guy started dating a vegan. She wouldn't let him kill cockroaches, and made him nurse one back to health he'd injured.
It got me to thinking: how hot would a Vegan have to be before I'd date her.
For me, intelilgence comes first, but obviously since we're talking about Vegans that's out of the question, so all we're left with is hotness.
(Note: I have no problems with a Vegetarian who does so for personal reasons, as long as she/he doesn't preach about it, but Vegans are just cracked.)
Anyway, so how hot would she have to be. I ask you, Barn
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as an engineer, i'm calculating it like this...the weight of hotness is like 0.5 and the weight of being cracked is 0.8. If a girl is 100% cracked, then that's 0.8 and so to even that out, she'd have to be over 200% hot in order to make up for it. argh. did i just write that? ahoy! :) LJS
Darn being straight! I think she'd have to be ugly enough to pass as a man before I'd date her.
Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.
Dude, I'm straight, but if you switch genders I'd say that not only would he have to be so hot he literally was bursting into flame, he damn well better be able to make me multiple orgasm from a distance of fifty paces.
I'm just sayin'.
Multiples with thought. From across the country. Right Tracy?
I have seen Asians that can do this from a distance. Just not thta distance.
Right dude. Long distance, multiple orgasms, on the side. And I often feel like Asian.
There's a big difference between Vegetarian and Vegan, numbnuts
ha ha NUMBNUTS
heh heh, eating meat.
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