I know Schrodinger's not one to toot her own horn, so I'll do it for her. Over on her site she has a really great post about celebrities she has run into there in L.A. (Including a drunken pass at a Quaid!)
I think you should check out the story.
Ulterior Motive time: I have a great response in the comments, which is why I really want you to read, but you have to read the story first. (It's good. I couldn't have left a great comment if there wasn't a great story to begin with.)