"I can't have it up at work."
"It's not becoming."
"Since when is this a porn site?"
But here's the thing: All of these emails, every single one of them, WERE FROM WOMEN. You're going to tell me that not a single guy had problems with the picture at work?
Of course they didn't. The girl was properly covered with monkeys. (Now there's a phrase you don't hear every day.)
The whole "work" thing was just a smokescreen for women who were uncomfortable.
Well, except for one of you. For obvious reasons I won't say who, but I did get one letter that read (in part),
"Great pic! Nice to finally have some competition at that Barn. I was beginning to fear my hotness would start to erode next to some of the girls you have in there now. At least this way there's competition!"
Ah, the Barn.
Anyway, in the new picture I have covered even more skin. Poor Brittany is practically a nun now. You can't possibly object!
(By the way: there is an actual reason to do this. I appreciate those of you who, before taking my head off, at least asked what I was up to. I am engaged in Scientific activity here. No, really.)
3 comments:
the top pic is still the monkey's and i'm not pulling up the barn at work and risking hr firing over some bimbo - you're not worth it
Hey, Anonymous -
A) Way to be a wuss and not leave your name.
B) They can't fire you over that picture: too tame. Not even if you worked at the Church of LDS.
C) She's not a "bimbo." She's a productive member of society. What have you ever done?
D) Hate to break this to you, but you do realize that with statistics technology where it is I could pinpoint who you were (if I felt like it; I don't), but looking at the time of your comment and who was logged on right then.
E) Even if you would get fired, I'M SO WORTH IT. Well, maybe not Monkey Barn, but definitely the home page or Hyperion After Dark.
Pray explain the 'science' part of it...
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