Streams in the Desert

I'm not sure what you call these. Hyperion found them the other day. He told me I could post them if I took out all the sexually offensive ones.

Whoops!

"A Visit To The Dentist"
By Lord Howitt-Hertz

"Brown Spots On the Wall"
By Hu Fling Pu

"Cannibalism"
By Henrietta Mann

"Fat Bottomed Girls"
By Hugh Janus

"First In The Form"
By Hedda De Classe

"Five Miles To The Nearest Toilet"
By Willie Maykit and Betty Wont
- Illustrated by Andy Diddant

"Fooling Around"
By Joe King

"Forest Freedom"
By Lucinda Woods

"Harbouring A Chinese Fugitive"
By Hu Yu Hai Ding

"Hernia On The Yangtze"
By Won Hung Low

"Hole In The Mattress"
By Mr. Completely

"Homosexuality: A Rough Guide"
By Dick Sukka

"Homosexuality For Beginners"
By Ben Dover

"Homosexuality In Scotland"
By Ben Doone
& Phil McCavitty

"Laying Carpets"
By Walter Wall

"Leaving Things Until The Last Minute"
By Justin Time

"Leaving Your Country"
By Emma Grate

"Lion Tamer's Manual"
By Claude Allovah

"Love In Old Mexico"
By L. Rotten Crotcho

"Out On Parole"
By Freda Convict

"Pachyderms"
By L. E. Fant

"Performing '69' In Japan"
By Tu Can Chu

"Russian Torture"
By: Hugh Bitchacockov

"Rustle In The Bushes 1"
By Izzie Honour

"Rustle In The Bushes 2"
By Willie Gettit

"Set Fire To The Taxman"
By Bernardette Collector

"Solitude"
By I. Malone

"Speed Reading"
By Paige Turner

"Streams In The Desert"
By I.P. Freely

"The Chinese Man With One Testicle"
By Wot Went Wong

"The Overpopulation of China"
By Wi Fuk M Yung

"The Chinese Youth"
By Won Yung Gai

"The Easy Lay"
By Carmen Gettit

"The History Of Human Civilisation From 1 A.D. To Present Day"
By Anne O'Domini

"The Inevitable Occurrence"
By Sue Nora Layter

"The Largest Bra In The World"
By Norma Stitz

"The Open Kimono"
By Seymour Hair

"The Size Of My Penis"
By Mike Oxlong

"The Thirsty Diner"
By Phil McCuppup

"The Trail In The Sand"
By Dick Dragon

"The Unhappy Customer"
By Mona Lott

"The Worst Weekend In My Life"
By Helen Back

"Thunder in the Night"
By Henrietta Bean

"Tomcat's Revenge"
By Claude Balls

"Under The Grandstand"
By Seymour Butts

"Viagra: What It Can Do For You"
By Hugh G. Rection

"Weeds In My Garden"
By Dan D. Lyon


"Wonderful Sex Life"
By Mona Lott

"Wrist Exercises"
By Wayne King

If you think of any more, leave them in the Comments!


Love,

"Foot Fetishists of the World, Unite!"
By Tobias