Thursday, March 16, 2006

Let Smoove H take you away

I know why Hypey has forsaken the Monkey Barn.










He's moonlighting at the Onion as Smoove B!







Now we're stuck with a perverted River Midget who hasn't showered in months. Help us Hypey!

3 comments:

lost goddess said...

I think in some ways that river midget has bigger balls than our friend Hyperion. If I had to vote one off the island I just might lean toward hypey first. Now if it came down to a good ol' fashion fist fight I would lean the other way. Then again as a female some might find it a tad weird I lean at all, but that's just me.

Dragon said...

I think I'm in love with Smoove B. Have you read his open letter to the ladies? Only he can appreciate our "special-ness".

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

I guess that earning three degrees doesn't carry the same weight it used to, at least in River Midgetdom. {sobbing}