Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:
- Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out
- You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa
- Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
- I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
- She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me
- The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long
- Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi
- I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf
- Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
People, these are good, but I think we can do better! Come on, Barn! Let's make up some country music songs!
(As a special bonus, I will personally email the lyrics of the country music song I wrote in 10th grade called "Take Your Lips From Me Darlin', I'm About To Spit." The lyrics are so vulgar that I cannot even print them in Hyperion X. So, you got a lot to shoot for here!)
1 comment:
Bohemian in Korea said...
"Ode to a big woman...You're my warmth in the winter and shade in the summer" (best if said with a downeast maine accent)
"My P.A.R.O.L.E. just became final today!"
"I'm missing you every night when I walk in the door cuz your lil sister don't cook so good"
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