Tuesday, August 14, 2007

The Emperor has no Clothes

The other day Sparky Duck posted a link to some male nudity. (Now I kind of wish he was one of us.)

Anyway, the point is, the gauntlet has obviously been thrown down, and I want it on record that Monkey Barn has responded, and responded with vigor.

However, since we're all classy and shit, no run of the mill sausage fest for us.

I present to you Karl Lagerfeld's new collection THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES.

I cannot stress enough that this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!1111111

That said, it's not porn. Some of the photographs may be erotic, but mostly it's interesting to see famous people naked. For example: I have discovered the reason Demi Moore suddenly quit Hollywood for no reason. Her breasts have not held up well. (On the flip side, Lisa-Marie Pressley has some tig ol' bitties.)

Other things I discovered: Minnie Driver has a tattoo on her ass, and Rupert Everett? Surprisingly hot.

Again, this is NOT SAFE FOR WORK , but it is sort of interesting.


Game on, Sparky.

3 comments:

Sparky Duck said...

I think my male nudity would have gotten more of a reaction

Anonymous said...

Thats not Lisa Marie Pressley it's Lisa Marie - 2 different people.

tiff said...

RUPERT....OMG.