Egg Humor

Until the Monkeys start pulling their weight and posting more often, I'm going to punish the Barn with bad jokes....(although the NYC joke would make a great addition to the Pace Picante NYC joke)

Egg Humor

Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.

Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?
Answer: They can't take a yolk.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look!

Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!

Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
Answer: New Yolk City!

Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
Answer: It cracks up!

Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Answer: Deviled eggs!