I danced with a goat because that's how I roll

So this is pretty fun. Put your answer in the comments!
Ahoy, :) LJS

Pick the month you were born in:

January-- I kicked
February-- I loved
March-- I did the macarena with
April-- I played with
May-- I choked on
June-- I murdered
July-- I sang to
August-- I had lunch with
September-- I danced with
October-- I smoked
November-- I yelled at
December-- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1------- a paperclip
2------- a monster
3------- a phone
4------- a fork
5------- a gangster
6------- a Mexican
7------- my cell phone
8------- my dog
9------- my best friends boyfriend
10------- my neighbor
11------- an ipod
12------- a banana
13------- chuck Norris
14------- a stuffed animal
15------- a goat
16------- a pickle
17------- your mom
18------- a spoon
19------- myself
20------- a football player
21------- a ninja
22------- a fireman
23------- a noodle
24------- a squirrel
25------- a baseball bat
26------- my sister
27------- my brother
28------- my science teacher
29------- a permanent marker
30------- a llama
31------- A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------ Because I was high.
Black------- Because that's how I roll.
Pink-------- Because im NOT homosexual.
Red--------- Because the voices told me to.
Blue-------- Because im sexy and do what I want
Green------ Because I hate myself.
Purple------ Because I'm cool.
Gray-------- Because I was drunk
Yellow------ Because someone offered me 1,000,000
dollars
Orange---- Because I hate my family.
Other------- Because that's how I roll.
none------ Because i cant control myself