Women fully clothed won't leave a dry seat in the house
And a new quote. I went patriotic with the quote:
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods, but it is a principle; and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.
~ George William Curtis
But I almost went Patriotic Wicked. Here is the runner up:
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
~ George Bernard Shaw