"I'm shocked, shocked! to find out there's gambling going on here"**

In the most shocking news (possibly of all time), Lance Bass revealed he is gay.

(I swear to the gods I did no photoshopping)

I just want Schrodinger to know that we here at Monkey Barn are totally here for her as she deals with this tragedy.



**If you don't get that reference, I feel very very sorry for you. Google it if you have to