Announcing, on this, the third day of December, year of our Lord (Hyperion) two thousand five, the birth of a son to Ajax and Elsa. The boy, named Jedi (in advance through the ominscience of the Hypeness), weighed 8 pounds, 12 ounces, measured 21 inches from heel to top of his head.
Currently Jedi is hanging with his mom, who rather seriously needs me to watch over him while she gets a little sleep. He's fine and healthy, with great huge hands and feet, and long arms and legs which will make him a fine point guard for the Dallas Mavericks some day.
I'll try and get some pictures later. It's a great day to be a dad, folks. Wheeeeeeee!
Edit (on the advice of the management) And just in case you can't read the teeny-tiny fine print around here concerning post origin, the above was posted by:
Da Jiggity Jak-Jak McJaxerton Jaxeroo Jaxerson Tae-bo Jaxercise. (Makin' copies...) :-)