What Reindeer is Hyperion?

I took Dominique's quiz, but at her suggestion, I'm not going to tell you which Reindeer I am. First one to guess correctly (and why) wins a prize. Or, first one to leave a comment about who they are, and be the same as I, they win a prize.

Prizes to be had, folks. Go take that quiz

(And in case you're looking to be offended, here's another reindeer.)