Fractured Carols

Quite a few songs, if one doesn't listen or the singer doesn't annunciate, can be misunderstood. I think everyone knows the "There's a bathroom on the right" line in "Bad Moon Rising." Well, Christmas carols are not exiled from this either. Hope you enjoy.


* Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

* We three kings of porridge and tar

* On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

* Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.

* He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.

* Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.

* With the jelly toast proclaim

* Olive, the other reindeer.

* Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

* Sleep in heavenly peas

* In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

* You'll go down in Listerine

* Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay

* O come, froggy faithful

* You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"

* Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

Mistletoe & candy canes.
Dominique