Friday, December 09, 2005

Bar Joke Summary

Hyperion comment: Scapedragon was kind enough to gather all the bar jokes from last month. You have until Next Sunday to vote for your favorite. You don't need to send me an email (unless you want to); just leave a comment on this post.

The links are below

Vote for your favourite Bar Joke

Bar Joke #1 - A Scotsman, an American, and a Canadian are in a bar.

Bar Joke #2 - The Seven Dwarves walk into a bar.

Bar Joke #3 - Two men walked into a bar.

Bar Joke #4 - A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

Bar Joke #5 - A neutron walks into a bar.

Bar Joke #6 - A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bar Joke #7 - A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

Bar Joke #8 - This one has a monkey!

Bar Joke #9 - Beer for me, beer for you.

Bar Joke #10 - A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba.

Bar Joke #11 - Man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat.

Bar Joke #12 - Removed due to questionalbe content (so you know it was great).

Bar Joke #14 - There's this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.

Bar Joke #15 - A baby seal walks into a bar.

Bar Joke #16 - A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables.

Bar Joke #17 - A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

Bar Joke #18 - ? Where is it?

Bar Joke #19 - A man was in a bar when a great looking woman walked in and dressed very daringly.

xo,
ScapeDragon

3 comments:

Dragon said...

My vote is for #8. I love monkeys!

Sea Hag said...

I liked 2 and 5. I want to know what 11 and 12 said though.

Anonymous said...

#4 gets my vote