A piece of rope walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender puts him off, saying, “we don’t serve drinks to pieces of rope.” Frustrated, the rope goes into the bathroom ties himself up, and unravels a bit on the end. He walks back up to the bartender and asks for a drink again.
“Hey, aren’t you that rope that was in here a moment ago?” asks the bartender.
“Nope. I’m a frayed knot,” replied the rope.
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What I submitted a bar joke almost immediately? No love.
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