Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Deck

So, if you read today's rankings, you'll notice that Deck is the new cool. I've actually been using this term for some time, but I thought it prudent to tell all of you rubes.

You may feel stupid saying it when no one else at your work/school/brothel does, but it's all in the attitude. When someone looks at you askance for saying "deck," you look at them pityingly, and say, "Oh, you still say cool? That is so 2002." Then roll your eyes.

You pull that off, and pretty soon they'll be saying it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The workers in my brothel still prefer 'gnarly' or 'rad'. Yes, time truly has stood still in Saskatchewan. Gag me with a spoon, fer shure.