Tuesday, November 29, 2005

'You're downloading what?'

The new guy at work (nineteen years old, six foot eight, three hundred and fourty pounds, and very chatty just my luck)) was telling me today he found ultra-hardcore dwarf-on-horse pornography (or the like) on his computer. Knowing the files weren't his, he confronted his roommate (who confessed), and put a password on the computer to prevent additional downloads.

Now, maybe its just me, but I tell you this: if I had a roommate using my computer to download animal pornography while I wasn't around, the first thing I'd do is steam-clean and sterilize every surface of my computer. And possibly have it exorcised. Then I'd consult the Magic Eight-Ball about continuing to co-habit with said roommate. And then regardless of the result, find someplace new to live.

Or at least move the computer out of my bedroom.

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