One day a man and his monkey were walking downtown. It was a real warm day so he decided to get a beer. He walks into the bar and sits down. The bartender looks over tells the man to get the monkey out of the bar. The fellow pleaded with him and told him the monkey was well behaved so the bartender gave him a beer.
While the man takes a drink the monkey races down the bar and eats a pickled egg. The Bartender sees this tells the man he has to pay for the egg and asks him to leave. Since it is such a hot day the man begs to finish his beer and promises to control the monkey.
As soon as he starts drinking his beer the monkey runs down the bar jumps onto the pool table and eats the cue ball. The bartender freaks, makes the man pay, and promptly kicks him out telling him no to return.
About a month later the man comes back with the monkey looking to get a drink. The bartender tells him to leave but the man explains to him that he is now trained and won't eat anything. The man gets his beer and just as he starts to drink it the monkey races down the bar grabs an olive shoves it up his bum than eats it. The bartender sees this and is curious, he asks the man "What's wrong with your monkey?"
The man looks at him and says "Well ever since he ate that cue ball he makes sure everything will fit!"
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