Binge drinking on campus AND Koz answers the important questions - tonight on Dateline

1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?

YES

2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?

YES

3. Bear's question

YES

4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?

YES

5. What's your super hero power?

YES

6. Do I know what rhetorical means?

YES

7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block tv programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?

YES

8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?

YES

9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?

YES

10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?

YES