Knowing your Sea Hag Inside and Out

1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
Yes, if they have chunks of potato or potato skin or butter or cheese or bacon or plaster of Paris still in them.

2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
Well, if it will end horror...I'd pick Mariska Hargitay (from Law & Order SVU). I think she's hot.

3. What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assumingyou had one)?
I told you not to cut the blue wire!

4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
Filet o' Fish.

5. What's your super hero power?
I have the uncanny ability to charm men into submission, making them my slaves. Oh hush, they like it.

6. Do I know what rhetorical means?
Is that a rhetorical question?

7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block tv programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
Nope. (See answer to question 2).

8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
Does Johnny Appleseed count as a fairy tale, or a tall tale or a folk tale or what? Because I'm totally the pot he wore on his head for a hat.

9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
I do go get a dictionary...and beat them severly about the head and torso for trying to show off. Take that, you nerd!

10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
Cow Tales, bottles of K Hard Apple Cider, Chap Stik, $100 gift certificates to Home Depot, Astroglide, pancakes, and Nathan Fillion.