Questions Answered Time for Tea

1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
Nope (don’t even eat ‘em – yuck)

2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
Angelina Jolie

3. What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assuming you had one)? Just name and years – the rest will live on in loved ones – plus then if someone finds the tombstone, it is more of a mystery.
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4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
Clementine (I love those oranges)

5. What's your super hero power?
Vox - I can use my voice to seduce you or put you to sleep – so it’s a toss up between Seductress and Narcolepta.

6. Do I know what rhetorical means?
per MW word - 1 a : of, relating to, or concerned with rhetoric b : employed for rhetorical effect; especially : asked merely for effect with no answer expected -- unless u meant that rhetorically???

7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block TV programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
Heck no – why stop Darwinism

8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
Little Red Riding Hood - Red herself.

9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
My vernacular is quite up to snuff, yet if this situation arose and I couldn’t translate via your sentence…then, absquatulate and look it up after. If however you were using street slang, you’ll get the look and laugh, please. I ain’t hep to your jive (or whatever you crazy kids are saying these days).

10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
Pixie dust