Hyperion came up with the Idea that each Monkey Barn Contributor think of one question, and then we answer them all. (Of course, you'll notice he doesn't answer, but I guess he's too good for that.)
Below are the questions we all came up with, and the answers. You're invited to answer the questions yourselves, so we can get to know you. Leave your answers in the comments. Enjoy. (Mine's clearly the best.)
Questions:
Lady Jane Scarlett - Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
Ajax - If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
Bear - What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assuming you had one)?
Tobias - If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
Dominique - What's your super hero power?
Koz's Question - Do I know what Rhetorical means?
Philogynist - Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block tv programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
Dragon - What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
Elvis - When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
Sea Hag - If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
ANSWERS:
3 comments:
1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
A. Only if I have to.
2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
A. Salma Hayek, No question (from dusk til' dawn She is too skinny in dogma)
3. What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assuming you had one)?
A. Terra-ble
4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
A. Asparagus So we can call them Gus Gus ( like the fat mouse from Cinderella
5. What's your super hero power?
A. Intimidation( not that I really choose it rather it choose me )
6. Do I know what Rhetorical means?
A. I just thought I did.
7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block TV programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
A. They can really do that? I'd use it to stop bad habits like drugs and alcohol
8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
A. George Washington and the cherry tree ( I am the cherry tree )
9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
A. Try to guess based on context if not seek the definition and challenge the user.
10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
A. Starburst, Ecstasy, and Trojan Condoms
1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
A. Of course. How else will the amylase in my saliva begin to break down the starches?
2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
A. I'd say Angelina Jolie, but considering that I already AM a lesbian, in the spirit of the question, I'll say Brad Pitt, 'cause I bet I could get some three way action, if you know what I mean. And I know you do.
3. What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assuming you had one)?
A. Here lies Ber. She'd try anything twice. Except death.
4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
A. Java, 'cause broccoli is just mean.
5. What's your super hero power?
A. Ultra percrastination. I'll save the world. Later.
6. Do I know what Rhetorical means?
A. Ouais
7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block TV programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
A. TV is crack. The only thing that can prevent that is handcuffs and a blindfold.
8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
A. The tortoise and the hare. Take a guess at who I am.
9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
A. I'm omniscient, duh.
10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
A. Shit
1. Do you chew your mashed potatoes?
A. I'm not allowed to have mashed potatoes since the 'unfortunate incident'.
2. If terrorists got their hands on massive quantities of a toxic biological agent and threatened to release it, exterminating all life on earth, unless you had sex with a internationally famous person of the same gender, who would you choose to save the world with?
B.Ashwary Rai, although I've probably misspelled her name.
3. What words or phrase would you like displayed on your tombstone (assuming you had one)?
C.It could happen to YOU.
4. If you had to name your child after food, what would you call him/her?
D. Cheese. I like cheese.
5. What's your super hero power?
E. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
6. Do I know what Rhetorical means?
F.
7. Do you think that the FCC should develop V-Chips that allow adults to block TV programs from even themselves, thereby preventing their watching 2 Seinfeld reruns, followed by 3 hours of Law and Order?
G.Right, good luck with that.
8. What fairy tale best describes your life so far and what character are you?
H. The Story of Job. I get to be Job.
9. When somebody uses a word that you don't understand, what do you do? Do you ignore it and nod your head, or do you simply absquatulate and look it up in the dictionary?
I. I gave up absquatulation for Lent. Now I just say " What does that mean?".
10. If you were a piñata, what would you be full of?
J. You have to smack me to find out. Go on, I dare ya.
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